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[collected 2002-01-21 22:21:19 CST (Jan Mon) 1011673279]

    When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench
sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I
have a 22 year old husband at home.  He makes love to me every morning and
then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground
coffee."

    I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"  She said, "He makes me
homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me
for half the afternoon."

    I said, "Well, why are you crying?"  She said, "For dinner he makes me
a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me
until 2:00 a.m.

    I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"  She said, "I
can't remember where I live!"

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    Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.  Over the years
they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.  Lately, their
activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

    One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said,
"Now don't get mad at me.....I know we've been friends for a long
time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but
I can't remember it.  Please tell me what your name is."

    Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared
and glared at her.  Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

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