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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour
her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to
you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.


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