[collected 2000-01-23 03:43:14 CST (Jan Sun) 948620594]
This farmer had a sick cat and called the Vet in town to see
what could be done for it. The Vet asked the farmer what the
problem was. After being told the Vet told the farmer to give
it a pint of castor oil.
The farmer asked "A whole pint," and the Vet replied "sure
that'll fix it right up."
The next day the Vet saw the farmer in town and asked him
how the sick calf was getting along.
"You fool!" the farmer exclaimed, "That wasn't a calf, it
was a cat."
The Vet said "Oh my goodness, did you give it the whole pint
of castor oil?"
"Sure did" the farmer replied.
"What happened, where's the cat now" asked the Vet.
The farmer pointing said,
"The last time I saw that cat, he was going over yonder hill
with five others, two were digging, two were covering up, and
one was scouting for new territory..."
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