BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING IN YOUR CUBICLE
It's okay...I'm still billing the client.
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15-minute power-nap like they raved about in the last
time management course you sent me to.
I was working smarter, not harder.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I'm in the management-training program.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed
about work!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broke....
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?
I was crosstraining for telecommuting.
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!
I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens
without hands.
The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing
dead to avoid getting shot.
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