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> Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
> point of view.
> The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're
> artist.
> I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard
> pronounce.
> Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
> coincidental.
> I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a
> darn.
> I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
> Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
> I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
> you.
> No, my powers can only be used for good.
> How about never? Is never good for you?
> I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to

> worship me.
> You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
> Are you a freakin' ray of sunshine every day?
> I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
> I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> Who me? I just wander from room to room.
> My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
> It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular
> level I'm really quite busy.
> At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive
> habits.
> You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
> yourself in public.
> Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and
> the subject.
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