Erlkönig: stupid.shtml

[collected 2004-03-05]

Stupid Chivalry: By getting involved with the wrong woman (weak, flaky, damaged, needy, desperate, stupid, untrustworthy, immature, etc.) you think that your love will save/transform her.
Stupid Independence: Unwilling to admit need for bonding and intimacy, you hide in excesses of work, play, drink, drugs, porn, and meaningless sex.
Stupid Ambition: Unable to comfortably and proudly accept your inherent importance to society and family as husband and father, you bow to the false idols of money, toys, power, and status.
Stupid Strength: Uncomfortable with feeling weak, vulnerable, useless, powerless, or rejected, you use intimidation, force, or passive-aggressiveness to regain control.
Stupid Sex: Taking an attraction, opportunity, or erection as a sign, you measure your masculinity and power by sexual conquests, infidelities, and orgasms.
Stupid Matrimony: Lacking a mature sense of the purpose, meaning, or value of marriage, you realize too late you've gone down the aisle with the wrong woman for the wrong reasons and feel helpless to fix it.
Stupid Husbanding: Thinking that marriage is the honorable discharge from loving courtship, you continue to live as though you were single and your mommy-wife will take care of everything else.
Stupid Parenting: Believing that only women/mothers nurture children, you withdraw from hands-on parenting to assert your masculine importance, missing out on the true soul food of a child's hug.
Stupid Boyishness: Having not yet worked out a comfortable emotional and social understanding with your mother, you form relationships with women that become geared to avenge, resolve, or protect you from your ties to Mommy.
Stupid Machismo: Understanding the true and meaningful difference between being male and a man, you can become a man.