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Forwarded-by: Craig Miller 

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close of
hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is
full and bushy.

"Are you the landlord?" She asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands. "Actually, no," he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to
speak to him?" She asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into
his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused.
"Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a
message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his
mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him there is no toilet
paper in the ladies room."
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