REMEMBER WHEN: Mom was at home when the kids got home from school. When nobody owned a purebred dog. When a quarter was a decent allowance. When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny. When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done and wore high heels. When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time. And, you didn't pay for air. got trading stamps to boot. When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents. When the worst thing you could do at school was smoke in the bathrooms, flunk a test or chew gum. When a '57 Chevy was everyone's dream car . . . to cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races, and people went steady and girls wore a class ring with an inch of wrapped scotch tape so it would fit her finger. And no one ever asked where the car keys were 'cause they were always in the car, in the ignition, and the doors were never locked. Remember lying on your back on the grass with your friends and saying things like "That cloud looks like a . . . " Remember when stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals 'cause no one had tried to poison a perfect stranger yet. And with all our progress . . . don't you just wish, just once, you could slip back in time and savor the slower pace . . . and share it with the children of today. . . Remember when being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. Basically, we were in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of drive by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents were a much bigger threat! But we all survived because their love was greater than the threat. Go back with me for a minute . . . Before the Internet or before semi automatics and crack. Before SEGA or Super Nintendo . . . Way back . . . I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk. Red light, Green light. Kick the can. Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on. Mother May I? Red Rover, Hula Hoops, Roller skating to music. Running through the sprinkler Your first day of school, Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses. Climbing trees. Getting an Ice Cream off the Ice Cream Truck. A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers. Jumpin' on the bed. Pillow fights. Runnin' till you were out of breath. Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt. Being tired from playin' . . . Your first crush . . . Remember that? I'm not finished yet . . . Kool-aid was the drink of summer. Toting your friends on your handle bars. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. Class Field Trips. Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, Yeah, I remember that? There's nothing like the good old days. They were good then, and they're good now when we think about them. Share some of these thoughts with a friend who can relate, then share it with someone that missed out on them. I want to go back to the time when . . . Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo" Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do it over!" "Race issue"; meant arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly" Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening. It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends. Being old, referred to anyone over 20. Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better. Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true. Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles. Water balloons were the ultimate weapon. Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors. If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!