# FSF alias database 14-May-92
# (Unfunny aliases and comments removed)
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# Someone actually complained that they couldn't mail to talk_daemon... -mib
talk_daemon: root
# `sync' is a pun, see? data SYNC? get it? sigh...some people are so lame.
nobody: /dev/null
sync: nobody
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# FSF Aliases
# ...
# Please precede each (logical) mailing list with a comment describing
# its purpose. Precede illogical mailing lists with a derisive comment.
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# Gnu bulletin editors (mainly for editors' inconvenience, not meant as
# an external mailing list --friedman)
bull-edit: friedman, bob, tower, melissa, lord, bson
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# mysterious list of great purpose
gnu-hacks: rms, roland, mib, tower, friedman, mycroft, bson, lord, rogue, jla
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# Melissa's idea :-)
fsf-disgust: fsf-disc
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# Yeah, right. - mycroft
# I suspect Charles is not familiar with the original
# Committee for Public Safety during the French Revolution...
committee-for-public-safety: fsf-mgt
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# These are paid technical consultants.
# I'm confused about the distinction. What's the difference? --friedman
#
# Consultants are not categorized as ``common law employees'', which means:
# they do not have income tax withheld;
# they pay fica tax themselves, at the total ~16% rate;
# they are ineligble for tax-preference benefit plans (pension, health)
# they are self-employed, and get business preferences of other sorts.
# -mib
fsf-consultants:
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# Myserious list. Ask mycroft before adding anyone (including yourself).
# What does "myserious" mean? -mew
# Maybe it's a pun on "misery". - mycroft
# Maybe it was meant as a pun on "my serious" list as opposed to "my
# non-serious" list.. And "mycroft", as opposed to "yourcroft"? -mew
# I don't know; seems kind of crufty to me... -mib
# Actually, it's rather crafty. - mycroft
arn-oper: :include:/com/mailer/arn-oper
arn-oper-request: mycroft
owner-arn-oper: mycroft
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# Join the "I am not a 'I am not a bozo!' bozo" club
bozos: friedman, kibo, cgw, tami, gmlwltoi, mib, jimb
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# gratuitous comment.
# obligatory
# (which is of course a word antonymic to `gratuitous'.)
# (Is there an obligatory-mailing-list-with-len-tower-on-it? -mew)
# There is now. -mib
# Oooooh, neato! -mew
gratuitous-mailing-list-with-len-tower-on-it: tower, friedman
gmlwltoi: gratuitous-mailing-list-with-len-tower-on-it
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# mass-people: a private list
# Is this for overweight people? Oops, I mean "people of mass".
# Or perhaps "gravitationally challenged". "Alternately girthed?". -mib
#mass-people: :include:/com/mailer/mass-people
#owner-mass-people: XX
#mass-people-request: XX
#before uncommenting the previous three lines, please replace XX with
# a valid address for the list's maintainter. thanx!
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# reset
nosy-psychotic-girlfriends-who-read-the-aliases-file: roland, jimb, gmlwltoi
owner-nosy-psychotic-girlfriends-who-read-the-aliases-file: roland
nosy-psychotic-girlfriends-who-read-the-aliases-file-request: roland
# o
# gratuitous
# redundant excessivity.
obligatory-mailing-list-with-len-tower-on-it: tower
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# don't ask.
# I've decided that I belong on this list, but its name is insufficiently
# inclusive. Therefore, I have unilaterally exercised my control of mail
# and changed its name. So there. -mib
# now, is this for people who think they have, or *are* a p-b-s-g? just
# trying to figure this out.. I could qualify.. -mew
# It's for people who *have* such. -mib
# I didn't know you had a psychotic bf, mib.
# Indeed I do. Sigh. Incidentally, who wrote the preceding line? -mib
# Okay, I'm in.. -mew
# Now, of course, I've got to decide if *I* belong on this list ....
# -- randy
psychotic-boy-slash-girlfriend: roland, jimb, mib, mew, gmlwltoi
owner-psychotic-boy-slash-girlfriend: roland
psychotic-boy-slash-girlfriend-request: roland
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# village idiot list
village-idiot: zippy
village-idiot-request: zippy
owner-village-idiot: nobody
# village library list
village-library: village@asylum.sf.ca.us,
/com/archive/village-library
village-library-request: zelig
owner-village-library: zelig
vlibrary: village-library
vlib: village-library
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# Temporary list of no importance. Talk to mycroft before fiddling.
# Oh, what a violin comment that one was! -mew
# We'll have to string you up for that one. --friedman
# (Yes, added between comments) oh, I'm quivering... -mew
# Bow knows puns. --friedman
# (Yes, added between comments.. wow, it applies here too! :-} ) Oh, I'm
# quivering, again!... -mew
# Stop talking about noses, pinocchio. -mib
# So, for a temporary list, this one has been around for a while.. -mew
# I don't know, I think it's kind of square. -mib
xcd-dist: :include:/com/mailer/xcd-dist
owner-xcd-dist: mycroft
# y
# Yet another gratuitous comment.
# Yikes. sigh..
# You know, this may just go a bit *too* far someday.. :-} -mew
# You think so?
# Yutzes, all. The preceding comments are incorrectly alphebetized. This
# one, however, is in its proper place. -mib
# Yukon go to hell. :-) -friedman
# Yule regret that remark. :-) -jimb
# Yurts can be very warm at times. -mib
# Yus'm, I doooo declare, I agree. -mew
# Yuck. -mib
# Yuz otta seekenz, Mahk. - mycroft
# You have confused me with the preceding line... -mib
# Yes, I think we've definitely gotten carried away. --friedman
# Yow! I've been kidnapped. (You know, "carried away"...) -mib
# For discussions of Mongolian housing
yurts: :include:/com/mailer/yurts
owner-yurts: mib
yurts-request: mib
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this-points-at-mib: mib
this-points-elsewhere: sync
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##################################################
# for gnu emacs lovers with autoloaded overactive libidos:
#
# if the funky eval gets added back, please make it the very last item
# before the "# end:".
# "localvariables:" after it aren't evaluated when one C-g's.
#
# Version control is exceedingly useful for the aliases file;
# please don't turn it off. -mib
#
# Please don't delete the cute hacks. We like them and they're there
# intentionally. --friedman
#
# So there. Nyaaahhh. -mib
#
# Well, they definitely have their own place in this file.. -mew
#
# Yes, at the end, like all local variables. Hmm... -mib
#
# You people are really inane.
#
# local variables:
# eval: (auto-fill-mode 0)
# eval: (set-syntax-table (copy-syntax-table (syntax-table)))
# eval: (modify-syntax-entry ?% ".")
# compile-command: "/usr/local/etc/checkaliases -a /com/mailer/aliases"
# indent-line-function: indent-relative-maybe
# backup-by-copying: t
# eval: (while (y-or-n-p "Maybe? ") (progn (message "Invalid response.") (sleep-for 1)))
# eval: (if (string= "roland" (user-login-name)) (message "Roland is red."))
# eval: (if (string= "mib" (user-login-name)) (message "Mib is a twit."))
# eval: (if (string= "roland" (user-login-name)) (progn (display-buffer (get-buffer-create "*Roland is permanently red.*")) (setq *orig-kill-buffer* (symbol-function 'kill-buffer)) (defun kill-buffer (arg) (interactive "bKill buffer: ") (let ((killing (if (bufferp arg) arg (get-buffer arg)))) (if (eq killing (get-buffer "*Roland is permanently red.*")) (error "Attempt to delete permanent buffer: %s" killing) (funcall *orig-kill-buffer* arg))))))
# eval: (if (not (member (user-login-name) '("friedman" "roland" "mib" "melissa"))) (call-process "csh" nil 0 nil "-c" "if ($?DISPLAY) nohup xv -p /com/mailer/tower.pgm &; exit"))
# eval: (setq gzpl* (current-buffer))
# eval: (if (string= "mib" (user-login-name)) (progn (or (fboundp 'real-newline) (fset 'real-newline (symbol-function 'newline))) (or (fboundp 'flame) (load "flame" t t)) (defun newline (&optional arg) (interactive "P") (prog1 (real-newline arg) (if (eq (current-buffer) gzpl*) (insert "# " (sentence-ify (string-ify (append-suffixes-hack (flatten (*flame))))) " -mib\n"))))))
# end:
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