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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, Five beers, please.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
You mean martini? the bartender asks.
The Roman replies If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!.
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini.
The bartender asks dry?.
He replies Nein, just one.
According to Sigmund Freud, what the difference between fear and sex?
Fünf.
An American female walking down the street in Germany passes a man peeing in the bushes and disgustedly exclaims, Gross!.
He replies with a grin, Danke schön!.
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Cogito ergo spud (I think therefore I yam).
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