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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, Five beers, please.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
You mean martini? the bartender asks.
The Roman replies If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!.
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini.
The bartender asks dry?.
He replies Nein, just one.
According to Sigmund Freud, what the difference between fear and sex?
An American female walking down the street in Germany passes a man peeing in the bushes and disgustedly exclaims, Gross!.
He replies with a grin, Danke schön!.
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Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.
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