Rednecks and Streetsigns
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A city boy and a redneck are driving through a city neighborhood. After a
while, the redneck sees a yellow sign that says "dip". He dutifully digs
into the Copenhagen. This is difficult, since a few yards later, the truck
bounces, but the redneck successfully adds a bit of chaw to that he's
currently working on. This scene is repeated several times down the same
long road.
A fair while later, the redneck, cheeks bulging, is beginning to
look distressed. After a bit longer, going to great effort to
avoid releasing the contents of his mouth into the city boy's car, he asks:
"Friend, how much longer before we get to the sign that says: 'Spit'?"
- C. Alex. North-Keys, 1999
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