From: rms@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Richard Stallman)
To: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu
Subject: Updated list
Date: Tue, 24 Mar 92 03:29:43 -0500
Mine are Aztec, Voodoo, Hopi, Cargo Cult and Buddhism.
Any criticism?
SHIT HAPPENS
in various world religions
TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
ISLAM: Shit happens because it is the will of Allah.
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit.
AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but never mind.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Shit happens half the time.
WICCA: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armaggedon.
MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.
CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
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