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[Collected 2000-11-05 16:46:08 CST (Nov Sun) 973464368]
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Somebody call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.
- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
- Bo! Bo!! Come back with that! Bad Dog!!!
- Wait a minute, if this is the spleen, then what's that? Hand me that
... uh ... that ... thingie.
- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this
stuff before?
- Darn, there go the lights again.
- Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the patient has two of
'em.
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
concentration off.
- What's this doing here?
- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
- That's cool! Now can you make the leg twitch?!
- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
- And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the
ape.
- OK, now take a picture from this angle.
- This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry, I think it's sharp enough.
- What do you mean
You want a divorce!
- She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
- Darn! Page 47 of this manual is missing!
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