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[Collected 2000-11-05 16:46:08 CST (Nov Sun) 973464368]
  • Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  • Somebody call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.
  • Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
  • Bo! Bo!! Come back with that! Bad Dog!!!
  • Wait a minute, if this is the spleen, then what's that? Hand me that ... uh ... that ... thingie.
  • Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
  • Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this
  • stuff before?
  • Darn, there go the lights again.
  • Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the patient has two of 'em.
  • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  • Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
  • What's this doing here?
  • I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
  • That's cool! Now can you make the leg twitch?!
  • I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
  • Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
  • Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
  • What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
  • Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
  • And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
  • OK, now take a picture from this angle.
  • This is truly a freak of nature.
  • This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
  • Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
  • Don't worry, I think it's sharp enough.
  • What do you mean You want a divorce!
  • She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!
  • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
  • Darn! Page 47 of this manual is missing!
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