>Perfect Woman
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>An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility
>to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond
>comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect
>woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast,
>he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three
>stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he
>explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of
>them. The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so
>you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."
>The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
>man's opinion. "Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that
>you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested
>the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second
>daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well,"
>the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell,
>cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see
>if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in
>exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"
>So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man
>visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most
>pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how
>such a thing could happen considering the parents. "Well," explained the
>farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell,
>pregnant when you met her."
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