An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility
to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond
comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect
woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast,
he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three
stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he
explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of
them. The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so
you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the
man's opinion. "Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that
you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested
the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second
daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well,"
the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell,
cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see
if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in
exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"
So they were wed right away.
Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was
horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can
imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could
happen considering the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She was
just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met
her."