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>Perfect Woman
>An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility 
>to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond 
>comparison.  With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect 
>woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, 
>he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three 
>stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he 
>explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of 
>them.  The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so 
>you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."  
>The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the 
>man's opinion.  "Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that 
>you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."  The farmer nodded and suggested 
>the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second 
>daughter.  The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.  "Well," 
>the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, 
>cross-eyed."  The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see 
>if things might be better. So he did.  The next morning the man rushed in 
>exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" 
>So they were wed right away.  Months later the baby was born. When the man 
>visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most 
>pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how 
>such a thing could happen considering the parents.  "Well," explained the 
>farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, 
>pregnant when you met her."
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